You buy nasty Hot Cheetos because they're comfort food.
You trip over a neighbor's walkway, they see you biff it through the window and find you laying on the ground in pain with your skirt up.
You lather yourself with oils to survive two hours of dancing and realize you've cause your boss to have an allergic reaction.
You start hyperventilating for no apparent reason.
Messy rooms give you anxiety, but you don't have the strength or motivation to clean your bedroom.
Your back hurts so bad that you can't sleep.
You have a triathlon in 5 days.
The high setting on the heatig pad is too hot, but the medium setting is weak sauce.
You get on your blog and complain...
Love this! You asked for it:
ReplyDeleteThat awkward moment when you see all the cute guys in H.S. actually smiling and acknowledging you only to find out you busted your two buttons in the chestal area.
That awkward moment when you pass out in church and have to be hauled out of Fast & Testimony mtg... in a wheelchair.
That other awkward moment when you pass out at church and someone's dad, PRES. LEWIS, calls 911 and makes you go to the hospital against your will. (sorry about the tad of bitterness still in there. I'm working on it!) ;)
And the last one, I'll share anyways-
That awkward moment when you're doing your weirdo looking physical seizure exercises in the waiting room of your psych clinic and no one even looks at you,or cares, and you realize you that you belong there, FOR NOW!
Seriously though, that's my point. Your Awk. M.s will pass and become a funny story someday. Hang in there my love and remember that awkward moment when you realize you're cooler than everyone you know! xoxo