Said No One Ever

•Getting my heart broken has helped my mental illness so much!

•I hope that I get stood up by my amazing therapist today.

•I love it when I hurt so bad that it makes sense to bang my head against the floor until I go unconscious.

•I wish that my depression would last longer.

•I'm so glad that I started hyperventilating on that date!

Sarcasm. One of my favorite medications.