Sometimes in the midst of emotional turmoil, the best thing to do is focus on the facts:
Fact 1: I am bald.
Fact 2: I have a very cute wig.
Fact 3: That wig is very itchy.
Fact 4: I will not be able to wear the aforementioned wig for long stretches of time until the itch-ue (bahahaha) is resolved.
Fact 5: I will give a ten dollar gift card to a fast food joint to whoever can come up with the best anti-itch wig solution.
Ready. Set. Go.
PS More details as to why I'm bald will come later. If I feel like it.
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